I really can’t deal with a chick who speaks about her boyfriend so much, that I feel I need to CC him on e-mails along w/ my boss. Ever get annoyed by people who just offer up their life story without provocation? It’s horribly annoying, especially when the point of vocal-spew has a voice like a blowhorn. Like, I know what Craig did this weekend, I know what his Thanksgiving plans are, I have a pretty good idea that his sister’s a lesbian, etc. Enough’s enough. Nobody cares honey. If he wanted to marry you, you’d know it. Bitch.

Moving on…is shaving really that big of a deal? Like…let’s just say for instance you’re me, and 97% of your job is based on phone and e-mail interactions, where outsiders rarely get to catch a glimpse of your Cheech & Chongian-droops, non-traditional office etiquette and volatile reluctance to stay off AIM.

This is 2008 right? I refuse to believe somebody wouldn’t buy ad space based on the fact that a beard isn’t “cleaned up.” I’ve got stubble going on…sorry everybody. It’s always people with those gingham/patchy beards that  take issue. You know, I’m sorry you were a victim of some horrible bleach accident when you were a kid, and it’ll take you until the next summer olympics to grow a goatee. I really am. But I can’t help that I have perpetual five o’clock shadow.

On another note, Russia’s jumping on the “South Park is Offensive” bandwagon, about ten years too late. Check this out: Russia’s Fecktarded

Oh…cool Russia. You vodka-chugging neanderthauls. South Park has never inspired religious hatred, rather showcased religious fecktardedness in a funny, evocative way. Season three, episode 15 huh guys? I know you red devils probably have like four stations in your bread factories or whatever,  but let’s catch up on America’s best export: television series on DVD. Get with it.