Okay…let’s get one thing straight: People need to be upfront about who/what they are, because this whole PC Campus Liberal way of dancing around titles is really making me soft…and bitter.

If you take your clothes off in front of people, you’re a stripper. The dictionary defines stripper as “a person who strips” or “a person who performs a striptease.” You can be an erotic dancer, a lap-dancer, a poll-dancer or a burlesque dancer. Either way: You’re a stripper. All judging aside…

Ugh…I’m interrupting this post in real-time, as all my “get stock, get married, get a house” co-workers have their panties in a bunch over the House’s bailout rejection. I don’t know shit about shit when it comes to finance, the credit or housing markets. I’m a renter, a mass commuter and I don’t own stock…so I’m sitting pretty right? Who knows eh?

Back to my point: You’re a stripper.

Good day…

“When Black Friday comes
I’ll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor” – Steely Dan