Read dis.

The hippies are taking over, and once again, brands, marketers and agencies struggle to get a grip on something they should’ve be on top of three years ago. “Oh…those un-showered trust-fund art-school babies paying $1,500 a month for rent and $3,000 a month for cocaine are spending their parents’ loot? NO WAY!!!”

Sherman clearly defines hipsters as a subset of the Millenials, which I applaud her for, but mostly for selfish reasons. The people in my office (uptown Manhattan) think I’m some sort of Bohemian maniac for living in Willamsburg, that I like eat flies or some shit. Little do they know, I make more than 80% of the people working here, muahaha.

Labeling hipsters as a group of influential Boomer-leeches is great. Makes us hip kids making our own way, washing our hair and working real jobs sit easy. Because if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s being called a fucking hipster.