To provide a little reach around for “Spread the Chub,” I’m pasting a link to the recently-posted CNN article: “Unusual — and legal — ways to make money.”

The article highlights a few whackos that have sold their hair, started gold-selling/swap/appraisal parties and even become professional lab rats.

I personally think everybody should cook and sell meth. It can’t get any worse right?

You can also:

-Sell your body

-Donate lots of blood and sperm

-Kidnap a rich person’s kid or pet

-Host dance parties for art kids

-Sell you Guns’n'Roses CD’s

-Sell you mother’s car

-Sell your pubes