Eating in a nice little roadside diner in Lehigh Valley yesterday, I noticed the following headline gracing the cover of the local paper: “A Boy Named Hitler.”

You can read the online version of this shit here: “Holland Township man names son after Adolph Hitler”

For some reason they didn’t attach the picture…fiddlesticks. Anywho, the gyst is these two trailer park knucklefucks named their kids the following:

-Adolf Hitler Campbell

-JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell

-Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell

Weird guys…ShopRite wouldn’t make a cake that said “Happy Birthday Hitler!” on it? No shit. You ignorant ballsuckers brought this unholy hell upon yourself and your children when you gave the wretched little turds with skin these nefarious monikers. Good call signing your children up for ridicule throughout their entire lives. You might as well just make them wear Snuggies for their first day of school. I’m willing to bet they’re behind on truck payments and one of them works at either Social Services (ironic given the initials) or Wal-Mart.

I’m totally down with executing this family on live television…

In other news, Donny Douchenozzle Deutsch was caught kissing a married woman by a shamus. AND, in case you didn’t here, his fecktarded show has been pulled, or put on hiatus, whatever, from CNBC. You can read about the mishap here, on the Huff.

I’ve got a big idea for you DDD: Next time you speak to a group of students, try not looking at your own biceps the whole time. All I got out of that painful one-hour session a few years back was that you were on TV and you liked really shiny cufflinks.