Did she care that her husband had two other families within miles of her home? Did she know? Would it have made a difference?

“The items we sell are unconditionally guaranteed for life.” Whose life? The fish’s, Hammacher Schlemmer’s, or mine?

The good news is that you are employable, and some company will be lucky to have you. (Scroll through your mental rolodex of all of the truly incompetent people you’ve ever met and realize that yes, you have something to offer.)

Caroline chimes in rrright as the election is called.

Isn’t it the Oversight Committee’s role to keep an eye on things when everything is going well? Perhaps too well?

The following rules just make life easier…

No matter what it takes, no matter who you have mow over on the sidewalk or how early you have to set your alarm clock, get there on time.

If we ran it, “dress code” would be open to interpretation, but we’d still know how to look sharp when necessary. I learned about the suit and tie phenomenon while working at the White House…dressing up lends an air of authority to even the most pimply-faced infant.