…Winston Smith.

Naturally I assumed all hell had broken loose and I somehow slept through a nuclear winter, that the Ruskies were on their way across the ocean to cut off my nuts and I’d never have eggs benedict again…

Mike Tyson went from being the biggest badass in sports history to looking like Sherman Klump.

I noticed the following headline gracing the cover of the local paper: “A Boy Named Hitler.”

Tonight’s my first official “corporate” holiday party.

IReport.com, a little subsidiary jam of CNN, has a lil’ “Share Your Story” feature on Nirvana’s “Nevermind.”

I stumbled across a good column by Julian Sanchez from the December 2003 issue of Reason.

To provide a little reach around for “Spread the Chub,” I’m pasting a link to…

Buy shit…it’s good for the economy.

Can we have some kind of nutty Bolshevik-ish freakout where we hunt down the czars…