I recommend skipping right to “Street of Dreams” to hear the worst song of all time. Might be worse than “Are You Jimmy Ray?”

That Number 2 Al Qaeda dude, who probably smells like number 2, is spitting some serious ish towards Obama via his latest, impressively gay webisode.

Lawn & Landscape holds it down with some advice for employers/supervisors trying to keep their millennial minions happy and working. My advice: Microbrews, iTunes gift cards and burgers.

Please note I’m wearing a v-neck t-shirt in my picture on the Group page. While there’s no graphic, I do look like a DB Steward of sorts.

Who really cares what some 68-year-old dude says about the millennial generation? I mean, it’s kind of like me blogging about being a well-digger and the well-digging community getting all up in arms about an outsider’s weird, biased, uninformed opinion.

Remember MTV Live? When Carson Daly, that weird British dude and Ananda smoked bones backstage then talked to Quentin Tarantino about “Jackie Brown” for like four hours? Those were the days.

So apparently my sister’s fed up with school, her first three months of community college aggravating her so much she now desires to drop out, move out and get a job.

If the financial crisis/economic meltdown/last 8 years of government should teach us anything, it’s that we should always hire the most qualified, intelligent and spry people to do the most important jobs.

So in case you haven’t noticed, we’ve been posting links to articles concerning us, the cherished millennials, for the past couple of weeks or so. And the hits keep on coming…

In retrospect, the biggest tragedy story of this recent race for the presidency is how somebody as revered as McCain can fall prey to the shitty polarization game played by the GOP.