AUTHOR ARCHIVE (Michael French) —

New Guns N’ Roses Album As Awful As You Should Expect
I recommend skipping right to “Street of Dreams” to hear the worst song of all time. Might be worse than “Are You Jimmy Ray?”
20 Nov 08 Comments (0)

Enough’s Enough
That Number 2 Al Qaeda dude, who probably smells like number 2, is spitting some serious ish towards Obama via his latest, impressively gay webisode.
19 Nov 08 Comments (3)

We’re the Smelly Kids…
Lawn & Landscape holds it down with some advice for employers/supervisors trying to keep their millennial minions happy and working. My advice: Microbrews, iTunes gift cards and burgers.
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D-Bag Alert
Please note I’m wearing a v-neck t-shirt in my picture on the Group page. While there’s no graphic, I do look like a DB Steward of sorts.
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“Tom Brokaw’s a punk”…You Can’t Wish Us Away Dude
Who really cares what some 68-year-old dude says about the millennial generation? I mean, it’s kind of like me blogging about being a well-digger and the well-digging community getting all up in arms about an outsider’s weird, biased, uninformed opinion.
18 Nov 08 Comments (3)

Requiem For a Douchebag
Remember MTV Live? When Carson Daly, that weird British dude and Ananda smoked bones backstage then talked to Quentin Tarantino about “Jackie Brown” for like four hours? Those were the days.
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When Advice and Efforts Fall Short…
So apparently my sister’s fed up with school, her first three months of community college aggravating her so much she now desires to drop out, move out and get a job.
17 Nov 08 Comments (0)

Back in the Saddle
If the financial crisis/economic meltdown/last 8 years of government should teach us anything, it’s that we should always hire the most qualified, intelligent and spry people to do the most important jobs.
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Millennials on the Rise…
So in case you haven’t noticed, we’ve been posting links to articles concerning us, the cherished millennials, for the past couple of weeks or so. And the hits keep on coming…
07 Nov 08 Comments (0)

Walk of Shame
In retrospect, the biggest tragedy story of this recent race for the presidency is how somebody as revered as McCain can fall prey to the shitty polarization game played by the GOP.
